Bulldog Haiku
Think globally. Act syllabically.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Bah humdog.
Fuzzy jingle bells
festive, frantic, ringing bells
Gives me a headache.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Quilts also work.
Winter chills no one
who lives with warmth of spirit
and a fleece blanket.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Home Security
Do not live in fear
but sleep with one eye open.
You hear me, mailman?
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
I'm kind of sweaty all year 'round.
Winter sunlight beams
warming hardwood floors and toes
I dream of summer.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Of great poets and frozen treats.
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside of you." -Maya Angelou.
I beg to differ
Have you ever swallowed a
popsicle stick, whole?
Thursday, November 4, 2010
False advertising.
Kibble then kibble
day after miserable day
where's the freakin' bits?
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Even I wouldn't eat that.
Leaves tumble down to
neglected jack-o'lantern
squirrel indigestion.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Because I don't have thumbs.
Perfect symmetry
five, then seven, then five more
hard to count on paws.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Galoshes? I don't need no stinking galoshes.
Rain drip drops outside
I dream of sun, softly snore
Well, not that softly.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Manners.
Respectfulness is
blowing spit bubbles instead
of stealing your pie.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
To be honest, it's a poor choice.
You know the cliche
dogs and slippers and all that
but they taste like feet.
Glove? What glove?
I am not sure why
everything gets blamed on me
I am a good dog.
Teenagers.
Sometimes it's better
to hold them down and feign sleep
they grow up too fast.
An unrecognized threat.
When people are gone
Pillows escape and fly off
Good thing I was here.
I am not sure why you are putting all your stuff in the car. But I am damned sure I don't like it.
The last time you left
it was forever - a week.
No one heard my snores.
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